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Joke of the Day

The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length

looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well

dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine

asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,

"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little

dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American

in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem

to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the

wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And

now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

# posted by Max Creel @ 08:17 |

Willie is nothing more than a pathological liar! Self importance and his “Legacy” are paramount to this flaming idiot. This could be a ploy to further energize the DemoCRAP base. They are clearly concerned with the Presidents rising poll numbers, falling petroleum (gasoline) prices, etc. Nice try, Slick! However, this will backfire on the you and the Dems. What he accomplished yesterday will drive Republicans to the polls and alienated some in his own party. His comments to Wallace are not even consistent with Richard Clark’s book or historical fact.

Fox News should have known (or did they?) something of this nature would happen. If so, good hit job. However, I seriously doubt this is the case.

From Fox News:

NEW YORK — The White House declined Monday to step into the debate after former President Bill Clinton accused "FOX News Sunday" host Chris Wallace of carrying out "a conservative hit job" on him during an interview in which Wallace asked Clinton about his administration's handling of the growing Al Qaeda threat.

"He retorts, you decide," White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said of the former president while playing on the cable network's slogan "We Report, You Decide." Snow went on to say that Clinton "clearly had strong feelings but we won't engage."

Full article here.

Great answer, Tony!

Keep imploding, Bill (DemoCRAPS)! We’ll march to unprecedented victory in November.

Saddle up, Republicans! Lock & Load!

# posted by Max Creel @ 13:12 |

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and

the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and

was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get

up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it

for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and

spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That

looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and

spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As

the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and

knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This

spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN

# posted by Max Creel @ 08:25 |