Thursday, September 28, 2006

 

Fifi and the US Marine


Joke of the Day

The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length

looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well

dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine

asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,

"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little

dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American

in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem

to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the

wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And

now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."


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