Friday, September 29, 2006
I'm With Stupid
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Fifi and the US Marine
Joke of the Day
The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine
asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American
in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And
now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
Monday, September 25, 2006
Willie’s interview with Chris Wallace
Willie is nothing more than a pathological liar! Self importance and his “Legacy” are paramount to this flaming idiot. This could be a ploy to further energize the DemoCRAP base. They are clearly concerned with the Presidents rising poll numbers, falling petroleum (gasoline) prices, etc. Nice try, Slick! However, this will backfire on the you and the Dems. What he accomplished yesterday will drive Republicans to the polls and alienated some in his own party. His comments to Wallace are not even consistent with Richard Clark’s book or historical fact.
Fox News should have known (or did they?) something of this nature would happen. If so, good hit job. However, I seriously doubt this is the case.
From Fox News:
NEW YORK — The White House declined Monday to step into the debate after former President Bill Clinton accused "FOX News Sunday" host Chris Wallace of carrying out "a conservative hit job" on him during an interview in which Wallace asked Clinton about his administration's handling of the growing Al Qaeda threat.
"He retorts, you decide," White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said of the former president while playing on the cable network's slogan "We Report, You Decide." Snow went on to say that
Great answer, Tony!
Keep imploding, Bill (DemoCRAPS)! We’ll march to unprecedented victory in November.Rightwing Nuthouse has a good take on this here.
Saddle up, Republicans! Lock & Load!
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Joke of the Day
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of
the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get
up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As
the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
Monday, September 04, 2006
To My Brother
Born February 6, 1941 - Died September 4, 2006